the previous post contains mature content so don't read it if you're not into hearing about that kind of thing!

Slashdot comments range from thoughtful (i.e. inciteful) to downright stupid, but occationally there is some comedic gold. Case in point the moronic ramblings of a user called sm62704 in an article called "A Nerd's Guide to Getting Laid". [link] No comedian could come up with this s***. It has to be genuine.
Three of my favorite quotes
-"My current girlfriend weighs 300 pounds and hadn't gotten laid in six months when I met her. " (She wont be your girlfriend for long if she has any self respect.)
- "A crack whore is almost 100% certain to give (you) the clap or worse if you stick your naked johnson in her." (really... 100%... aparently for all his nerdiness he never really got statistics)
- "If you're a girl, settle for a little d(u)ck. Or come see me and my big c***!" (Editing makes the funny funnier)

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Your Birthdate: October 29

You have the mind of an artist, even if you haven't developed the talent yet.
Expressive and aware, you enjoy finding new ways to share your feelings.
You often feel like you don't fit in - especially in traditional environments.
You have big dreams. The problem is putting those dreams into action.

Your strength: Your vivid imagination

Your weakness: Fear of failure

Your power color: Coral

Your power symbol: Oval

Your power month: November

You Are Incredibly Logical

Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic
You think rationally, clearly, and quickly.
A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer!

How Logical Are You? [link]

Courtesy of blog things dot com
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HA! and they said studying the history of logic was usesless!

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